Holiday Survival Kit

Holiday Survival Kit: Happy Holidays, Bitches

Because sometimes the holidays just need a little sass and humor, welcome to the Holiday Survival Kit! Part of our Snark Spark collection, this gift box is packed with snarky delights for those who need a break from holiday chaos and the perfect way to say "Happy Holidays" without all the fluff. Ideal for girlfriends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a laugh (and a cookie).

What’s Inside:

• "Happy Holidays, Bitches" Candle: Light this candle to shine a little humor into the holiday madness. With a delightful scent that’s way better than the family drama, this candle says exactly what we’re all thinking—"Happy Holidays, bitches!"
• Reusable Bag: Because who needs another plastic bag after braving the holiday shopping frenzy? This reusable tote is perfect for toting all your post-holiday sale finds or for escaping town in style.
• Holiday Notepad: For all the to-do lists, passive-aggressive notes, or random thoughts that get you through the season. Whether you’re jotting down gift ideas or reminders to breathe deeply, this snarky notepad has you covered.
• Lemon Cranberry Cookie: Sweet, zesty, and just what you need to survive the holiday stress—because cookies make everything better. The perfect snack to remind you that, yes, you can get through this!

This Holiday Survival Kit isn’t just a gift box—it’s a cheeky lifeline for anyone braving the holiday hustle. Perfect for sending to your sassy bestie, the coworker who shares your holiday sarcasm, or as a hilarious surprise for someone who loves to laugh at the season’s craziness.

Key Features:

- Packed with humor and holiday sass
- Perfect for those with a sense of humor (and who might need it this season)
- Snarky items designed to bring laughter to holiday chaos
- Ready to gift and guaranteed to entertain

Perfect For:

- Spreading laughter and good vibes this holiday season
- The friend who sees through the holiday glitter and wants a laugh
- Giving a playful twist to holiday gift-giving
- Anyone who knows that surviving the holidays requires a sense of humor

Give the gift of humor with the Holiday Survival Kit—because the best way to survive the holidays is with a little sass and a lot of laughs!

Each item is lovingly packed in white crinkle paper, and tucked into our Spark gift box, ready to ship within 1-3 business days. And, as always, your gift comes with a handwritten note to add your own special touch.

*Please note: We proudly support small, independent American makers with each gift we sell. In rare cases, we may need to substitute an item, but don’t worry—it’ll always be of equal or greater value.*