• Don’t Be Gift Box with a snarky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" canvas bag, "Don't Be a Dick" jotter pen set, Cup of Sunshine tea sampler, and Bite Me blood orange tamalitz candy—perfect for best friends, office pranks, and lovers of sassy humor. Ships anonymously for extra fun!
  • Don’t Be Gift Box with a snarky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" canvas bag, "Don't Be a Dick" jotter pen set, Cup of Sunshine tea sampler, and Bite Me blood orange tamalitz candy—perfect for best friends, office pranks, and lovers of sassy humor. Ships anonymously for extra fun!
  • Don’t Be Gift Box with a snarky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" canvas bag, "Don't Be a Dick" jotter pen set, Cup of Sunshine tea sampler, and Bite Me blood orange tamalitz candy—perfect for best friends, office pranks, and lovers of sassy humor. Ships anonymously for extra fun!
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Spark Gift Co.

Don't Be...

Don't Be...

$69.00
$69.00
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Don't Be… Gift Box – When You Need to Say It, Without Saying It

Sometimes, words just don’t cut it—but this snarky, hilarious, and oh-so-sassy gift box sure does! Whether you're playfully calling someone out, sharing a laugh with your bestie, or sending a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder, the Don't Be… Gift Box delivers cheeky humor, attitude, and a touch of sweetness in one unforgettable package.

What’s Inside:

  • "Eat a Bag of Dicks" Canvas Bag
  • "Don't Be a Dick" Jotter Pen Set
  • "Cup of Sunshine" Tea Sampler
  • Bite Me "Blood Orange" Tamalitz Candy

🎁 Perfect for: Girlfriends, Best Friends, Office Pranks, Snarky Humor Lovers, Just Because, or Anytime You Need a Laugh!

*Ships Anonymously because even though you didn't ask, we know you're thinking it!

Additional Information

Each item is carefully nestled in white crinkle paper and packaged in our signature Spark Gift Box, making every unboxing feel like a special moment. Handwritten note included. Please add note message at checkout. 

Please Note: We proudly support small, independent American makers with each gift we sell. On the rare occasion any item is temporarily out of stock, we may substitute one or more of the items in your gift for another amazing product of equal or greater value.

How fast will my gift ship?

  • Orders are processed within 1-3 business days.
  • Standard shipping typically arrives within 3-5 business days based on carrier.
  • Expedited shipping options are available at checkout.

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