Don't Be...

Is someone in your life being a bit of a pain?

The "Don't Be..." Gift Box is the perfect way to send a subtle (or not-so-subtle) message without saying a word. Packed with cheeky humor, a touch of sweetness, and a dash of attitude, this gift is sure to ignite some serious snarky smiles—and maybe even spark a change in behavior.

What’s Inside:

• "Eat a Bag of Dicks" Canvas Bag: This cheeky bag is the perfect way to tote around your essentials while adding a touch of attitude.
• "Don't Be a Dick" Jotter Pen Set: This pen set is perfect for jotting down your thoughts, or just for adding a little sass to your desk.
• "Cup of Sunshine" Tea Sampler: A touch of sweetness to brighten up even the darkest of days. This tea sampler is the perfect way to relax and unwind.
• Bite Me "Blood Orange" Tamalitz Candy: A deliciously tangy and sweet treat that’s sure to satisfy your cravings.

This isn’t just a gift box—it’s a declaration of solidarity in the face of life’s absurdities. Ideal for sending to a girlfriend who gets your sense of humor, or for pulling off a playful prank, this box is all about embracing the chaos with a smile.

Key Features:

• A mix of humor, sass, and delicious treats
• Perfect for adult humor and light-hearted pranks
• Quirky items designed to spark laughter
• Ready to gift and guaranteed to entertain

Perfect For:

• Sending a subtle (or not-so-subtle) message to someone who needs a reminder to be nicer
• Sharing a laugh with a girlfriend who’s been through it all
• Celebrating those “I’m over it” moments with a bit of humor
• The ultimate prank that’s sweet, salty, and sassy
• Anyone who believes that laughter is the best way to deal with life’s chaos

Give the gift of sass and sweetness with the "Don't Be..." Gift Box—because sometimes, a little humor is the perfect antidote to life's annoyances.

Each item is securely snuggled in our white crinkle paper and nestled into our shippable Spark gift box. Each gift comes with a handwritten note. Please add your message at checkout. This gift ships within 1-3 business days.

Please note: We proudly support small, independent American makers with each gift we sell. On the rare occasion that there may be a delay or issue with our supply chain, we may substitute one or more of the items in your gift for other amazing products of equal or greater value.